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Crystal Lake

Is not in the UK...so the police cars/uniforms should look diff...as well as the accents...That aside, the shots were lackluster and the animation average. Good idea though, it could be really cool had there been more shadows and better camera angles.

Crossover-Films responds:

I know its not in the uk, It wasnt intentional for the poilce cars and uniforms to look like that, I wasnt even trying to make them look like uk uniforms. and the accent. well i cant help that, im from the uk so i dont do and american accent simple. thanks for the review

Its not the killing

...that i'm upset with...I can handle that although I don't quite see the point but doesn't need to be one per se. But the animation wasn't that good...looked rushed...and the sound and spelling was atrocious. It's not bad enough to pee on though.

Gave me a good laugh

I'm not sure if it was supposed to. When the eye popped out of the clock, hahahah...Didn't make much sense, was that a hand reaching under for the rifle?...was that a rifle? Sorry--One Scary Night turned out to be One Average Flash.

How was it so big

Some problems with file compression i think...there's no reason why that has to be so large. I won't watch 2 either...mindless killing? Seen it. Stick figure movies. Yours is above average...but...seen em.

Shouldn't we be uh....

Water cooler scene is the thing that saved it from an average score...great dialogue. I really didn't like the character that was doing all the killing though--the way he was drawn...the graphics were too simple (and yes, simplicity is good for this humorous stuff) to give a perfect to. But friggin funny.

For what it is

No problem with it being short...its just a quick pun. The pun though wasn't worth more than a crack of a smile and there wasn't any sound. You did your own animating though, so i'll give enough points to protect the entry.

Renegade-Hamster responds:

Do you get what a pun is?

It means I AM THE GREATEST!

What you said

Corny. Did give me a bit of a chuckle though cuz it was well timed with the music. By the way, where did the soundtrack come from?? It's from a movie...which movie??

ZekeySpaceyLizard responds:

gerbil


(Dragonheart - Main Theme Music)

The Point?

Alright, first of i'll say, I'm digging the characters...and the color choice and style (10)...But subject matter? That stuff is all over the place...quasi goths and their strange interpretations of something in their head...i guess it's why i hate abstract and dada art. This is where you say it's above my head and you wouldn't understand unless you really "understood".

Ever Wonder Why Sprites suck?

Because creativity is immediately limited...the art of animation is lost...On top of this, the story itself was pointless. What, it took a lot of thought to put Wart in a bathtub...how bout making something interesting happen?

Fine Job

Very nice short. I gave it a four, and getting a four from me is rare. This is the kind of flash I'd like to see up on Newgrounds and all sprites and stick man battles should be banned. Only reason why I didn't give this a five was that five's are reserved for really tough animations--ones using perspective and movement and lighting/shading...this is why i gave you a style of 10, because it mostly 2d representational. Great story and funny.

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